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The Conjuring has been touted as one of the scariest movies since The Exorcist or Poltergeist. The commercials have great taglines like, “This movie is the nightmare your nightmares have.” Not to mention, it has the creepiest trailer I’ve seen since the original Paranormal Activity. If you haven’t seen the trailer, check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-jRz7HWqs All this is a lot to live up to, and I have to say, The Conjuring delivers.

The movie is based on one of  Ed and Lorraine Warren’s cases. The Warrens played by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga are paranormal investigators–he’s a demonologist endorsed by the Vatican and she’s a clairvoyant– best known for their involvement with the Amityville Horror. In this case they are investigating an old, rural farmhouse in Rhode Island owned by Carolyn (Lili Taylor) and Roger Perron (Ron Livingston).

The Perrons and their five daughters moved from New Jersey to Rhode Island in November of 1971. Almost immediately odd things started happening, the family dog refused to enter the house, the clocks all stopped at 3:07 every night and the youngest daughter started playing with a new imaginary friend. By the time Carolyn convinced the Warrens to come out to the house, the whole family was sleeping in the living room, too scared to sleep in their own rooms. They also had doors in the house tied shut because it was the only way to keep them from banging all night.

Upon seeing what the family was going through the Warrens agreed to help, warning that things were liable to get worse before they got better. Ed and Lorraine researched the history of the house and the surrounding property. What they found was a series of murders and suicides stretching back hundreds of years. One suicide involved a witch, who cursed the property and anyone who tried to live in her house. It was the ghost of this witch that was terrorizing the Perrons. Here’s where I stop. Anyone who’s going to see this deserves to go in as spoiler free as possible. Besides, you already know whether this is a movie for you or not, yammering on about the plot isn’t going to change your mind.

There’s a few big things that set The Conjuring apart from your average horror movie. One, the way the tension is slowly ratcheted up throughout, creating a sense of dread that starts with the very first shot. Credit for this goes to director James Wan, who allows the story to creep up on the audience, without relying on too many jump scares. Then there’s the incredible cast lead by Lili Taylor and Vera Farmiga, who are just outstanding. Let’s face it, that shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody. The real surprise though, are the girls who play the daughters. At no time do you doubt how truly terrified they are. Something else cool, is the way Wan chose to kind of “age” the film stock so it looks like you’re watching somebody’s old home movies. This also gives everything a documentary feel that’s unsettling.

As a horror fan, I subject myself to an endless parade of shitty movies, hoping to find a rare gem like The Conjuring. This film is an almost perfect storm of a great script, falling into the hands of the right director, who then somehow manages to surround himself with a stellar cast. So if you’re a fan of  horror movies, run, do not walk, to see The Conjuring. Seriously, who knows how long it’ll be until something this good comes along again.  In the meantime, you can find me here, reviewing that endless parade and waiting.

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I’ll tell you who doesn’t, me. I’ve never been a fan of The Transformers, Godzilla, or any variation of the two. You either have a guy in a cheesy rubber suit stomping cardboard buildings, or motion capture CGI that always looks a bit off. Then, every single one of these movies has the obligatory shot of someone stopping  to look over their shoulder as the big bad whatever bears down on them. I just never got it.

Why would someone who doesn’t like this type of movie go see Pacific Rim? The first reason is Guillermo del Toro, who’s one of my favorite directors. His movies are always original and visually amazing. Which means if his name is attached to something, I see it. The second reason, because Sons of Anarchy is the most badass show on tv. Since both Charlie Hunnam and Ron Perlman from SOA star in Pacific Rim that cinched it for me.

So here’s the basic story, giant monsters called Kaiju appear one day out of a portal on the bottom of the ocean. Then they do what all giant monster do, smash the hell out of anything in front of them. After the regular military is decimated, several countries build huge robots called Jaegers to defend against the Kaiju. The Jaegers are controlled by two pilots who are linked through a neural bridge allowing them access to each other’s thoughts so they can work as one.

Now this may sound like a bad Syfy channel movie, but it’s light years beyond that and has much more going on. There’s an oddball subplot with two scientists in an underground lab trying to create a “neural handshake” with a Kaiju brain. One of them, played by Charlie Day, is so enamored with the Kaiju he has tattoos of his favorites. Then there’s Perlman’s gangster, who sells Kaiju parts on the Asian black market  to cure things like impotence. All this adds  just the right amount of humor to the movie.

I was really blown away by the awesome special effects. The Kaiju/Jaeger movements seemed to take a great effort as if these things actually weighed several tons. Do you know what that means? You could tell what was happening during the action sequences! I don’t know who came up with the crazy idea that the audience would actually WANT to see everything, but they deserve a raise. This made for much more realistic action scenes. Well, as realistic as robot/monster fights can be.

Here’s the bottom line, it doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but Pacific Rim is a helluva lot of fun. That’s way more than I can say about the other sci-fi movies this summer (Yes, I’m talking about you Star Trek and After Earth). And while it didn’t change my mind about seeing  the upcoming Transformers 4, this is one of the few recent movies I would go to see again.

Alright, I get it.The world needs another pop culture blog about as much as the world needs another Nickelback “song”. So why am I inflicting yet another one of these on you? What makes me crazy enough to think that I have something to add to the beating of the pop culture dead horse? Honestly? I don’t. My goal here is not to add anything. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I plan on minimizing the scope and distilling it all down to just the things that I find cool. I’ll tell you about the movies I see, the shows I watch, the books I read and the music I like. What it all boils down to is me. It’s all about ME and MY opinions. So that means if you’re here to see what Justin Bieber had for breakfast yesterday, or for pictures of awards show dresses I have three little words for you… ALWAYS BE CLOSING… no wait, that’s not right… Oh yeah… HIT THE BRICKS!!2013_4_12_PHOTO-0e00ea42edc11b3eecc8f7f5765936e6-1365764182-43

Okay, for the three of you who are still reading here it is: I’m a movie and tv junkie who watches way too much and likes to tell people about what’s worth seeing and what to avoid like the plague. I’m also extremely opinionated on music, and lucky you, I’ll be giving those opinions too at no extra charge. So if you like your news and reviews with a little snark (and let’s face it, who doesn’t) stop back to check out the only opinion that matters. I plan on updating at least once a week plus whenever I have something else to share that I think you’ll need to know. So ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be underwhelmed!!